every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
love makes seman taste better
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
two words: eviction party
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
ok first of all what the fuck
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