Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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