do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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