i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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