Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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