My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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