you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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