before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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