this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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