goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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