is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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