I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The air was thick with penises
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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