Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I am available for nakedness
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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