I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
this hospital has no fireball
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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