come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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