R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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