and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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