new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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