You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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