the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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