I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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