There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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