what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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