idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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