Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so explain again why im purple
no
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
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Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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