WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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