Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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