Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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