her vagine was all disorganized.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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