My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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