that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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