Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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