I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Girls should come with a carfax report
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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