i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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