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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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