Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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