Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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