Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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