their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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