This is not my ceiling
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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