Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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