Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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