yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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