Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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