Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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