I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sext me about skeletons
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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