It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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