I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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