Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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