just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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